article · March 2015
Reward Yourself
A man phoned his physician and excitedly exclaimed: "Please come at once, Doctor. My son has swallowed my fountain pen."


A man phoned his physician and excitedly exclaimed: "Please come at once, Doctor. My son has swallowed my fountain pen."
The doctor replied, "I'll be right over. But what are you doing in the meanwhile?"
"Using a pencil," answered the father.